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2015 NFL Coach’s Death Watch: Week 5 – The “Turkey Day” Edition

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A fantastic article now available on Dubsism. You’re going to want to check this one out for sure!

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By Jason From Indiana

Thanksgiving is upon us. It is time to reflect on the things for which we are thankful. For me, that would be the continued buffoonery of NFL head coaches. Just like sitting down to that Thanksgiving feast, it is time for me to bust my pants on the meal that is the NFL Coach’s Death Watch.

1) Chip Kelly *NEW*

CHIP KELLY TURKEY LOAF “Of course, Chip’s Turkey Loaf ain’t got no dark meat in it, if you know what I’m sayin’” ~ Stephen A. Smith

I got this idea from a recent podcast in which J-Dub called Chip Kelly “a talking turkey-loaf.” Frankly, I’m surprised he was that mild.  I was actually expecting something more like “a pile of infected pig shit in a visor.”

Anyway, the question becomes how does one go from honorable mention to #1 on the charts?  Well, you start by losing back to back…

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