The Dubsism PBS-Style “Pledge Drive”

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PBS…the Public Broadcasting System….that same bunch of electronic communists who brought you great stuff like Sesame Street, Mister Rogers Neighborhood, and the McLaughlin Group, then fucked it all up by turning the Cookie Monster into a vegetarian.

Yes, that same PBS, who a few times a year pretend like they don’t get a shitload of government money and beg you for donations.  You can always tell when they’re doing it because they take off the Lawrence Welk reruns your grandmother loves and replace them with three-hour specials from James Taylor, Peter, Paul, and Mary, and other crap intended to suck money out of the pockets of aging hippies.

And now, we here at Dubsism are here to do the same thing…except, we aren’t begging for money.

What we are begging for is ratings, likes, follows, and shares.  It may not seem like a big deal, but clicking on the ratings stars, clicking…

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