Taking a page from the annual “Darwin Awards” here is this weeks collection of idiots (as submitted in link form).
Man dials 911 to complain that his sub has no sauce – Link
Pickup truck thief loses truck to carjacker – Link
Parents forget 3 yr old daughter at airport (but not their 18 suitcases) – Link
Police follow gouge mark trail to find thieves of a 20ft section of railroad track – Link
Some people (of a lesser intelligence) still believe that the earth is flat – Link